starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours
i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog
what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life
Why is this not getting around fasterDUDE
I’m afraid of clowns?
She kissed him like the night kisses the day, the sun the horizon…she kissed him the way I dream of kissing you.
You were my greatest adventure and my worst mistake
Anonymous said: Hey man so my girl and I have been dating for about a year and I really want to go down on her and show her how much I love her. I'm kinda worried I won't do it right though so what should I do and what does it taste like?? Thanks dude you're awesome
Well first of all don’t just go straight into the pussy. Tease her, start by kissing her deeply, then gradually move down. Kissing her neck, then her chest. Lick around her navel (belly button). Then open her legs. This is where you need to tease her. Kiss and lick on her inner thighs, which as a result will make her excited. Once she can’t take it anymore, slowly slide your tongue up and down her clit. Your tongue needs to be flat (like you’re trying to touch your chin with your tongue). Then speed up a little. Continue to slide your tongue up and down her clit with your tongue faster and harder this time. If your tongue gets tired, rest it by spitting on her pussy (to make it wetter) and then sucking on her clit gently. Awesome sex isn’t pretty my friend, it’s messy. Also don’t be afraid to look her in her eyes, she’ll get real excited. Once your tongue is rested, gently slide your middle finger into her pussy (the back of your hand should be facing down while your palm are face up. Also please make sure your nails are cut bro..)… You should do this while you’re sliding your tongue up and down her clit. When your finger is inside of her rub the roof of her vaginal cavity with your finger (g-spot). You’ll drive her crazy. If you do this she’ll love you forever.
Flilyfe got this down pact ladies
If you ever feel bad about yourself remember once my entire family went out to dinner together and forgot my cousin at home. We tight she was in the car the whole time and has to go back and get her.
an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair
yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift
Actually that sounds great…. seriously, days don’t have to be elaborate or cost a lot of money
JESUS CHRIST I HAVE GOTTEN ABOUT 45 MESSAGES PLEASE STOP
Omg i’ll smile forever
id cry from happiness i think
that last gif will be me in 3 hours
edit: I was dead wrong
Reblogging this is dumb but that gif is accurate.
My grandma would always x out people in her yearbook and write “Deceased” when one of her high school classmates died. We often found it morbid. Grandma wanted to be the last one living. She wanted to win.
That’s not a yearbook.
That’s a hit list.
Perhaps you don’t know the only fucking thing an anchor is designed to do. Just to be safe, I’ve fixed your tattoos for you. - Craig
if this doesn’t become a famous text post, i think i’d go insane…
I want a tattoo of floaties now
It’s a metaphor? But seriously get like…a ring out something. LOseR$
Via LADIES BEWARE
So today I wanted dinner but didnt want to cook but have no money so I jokingly posted the first status on Facebook and within 10 minutes my friend Travis literally delivered.